In my inbox today: “Hi! Nice profile!

Have you been on the site long? Meet any good people yet? Please take a look at my profile and let me know if you’d be interested in getting to know me. Also, please don’t be insulted…I know what I’m looking for, you can get at the drop of a hat but I thought I’d inquire anyway. 🙂

Hope to hear from you!

p.s. I entered my age incorrectly…I’m actually 45 but the site doesn’t allow me to correct it.”

So I went to visit his profile and his self-description. He is very good looking. There you go:

Hello! So, about me…hmmm…I think I’ll keep this short and sweet. I’m an outgoing, fun, and I’ve been told, attractive man with a wide array of interests. Due to my hectic life, at the moment I’m just searching for a long-term “friends with benefits” relationship. I have plenty of photos to share. Please let me know If you’re interested and I can share them with you. 

So I lied and responded: Thanks for your message. I already have two friends with benefits (and the benefits are including but not limited to — long weekends in their beach houses, regular trips, regular musical shows, and nice restaurants). At this time, I’m looking for a more stable relationship. Good luck!

But he came back again and again, so after telling him thanks but no thanks many times, I had to block him. Case closed!

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